‘THE ONE’—KYLIE [WMA]
Alright youse guys, I’m gonna get on my gay high horse and stomp my studded cha cha heels, ‘cause I want answers!

What is her record company doing with Kylie Minogue’s career? I haven’t seen such a half-arsed marketing effort since David Hasselhoff made a comeback. Actually, no, I take that back. He was at least flown out here and forced to run a vicious media gauntlet. Kylie doesn’t even get a proper single release, despite ‘The One’ being a shimmering smorgie of sass and sex appeal, with the best video that Kylie has made in a good while (make that a LONG while), and a Freemasons mix that convincingly knobbles its try-hard competitors.

Come on you lot, back the girl, get her onto radio and make Kylie a star once again. This is embarrassing!

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